Lol, I love you guys, aging so gracefully, holler if you ever need a third, even though I don't meet all, or any, of your specs, enjoy!"
We are a perfect match !! I'll send approx. 39 e-mails, telling you exactly what a perfect match, at least 200 dick pics, just to make sure you see it from every angle. I'll claim to be a 29yo adonis, am really a 53yo hunchback, about 3' 9" tall, and wiegh an "athletic" 212.5 lbs. My cock is more the size of the bottle cap, but thanks to photoshop, appears to be 19.75 inches of dangling death. Haven't touched soap since last month sometime, but since there is no such thing as smell-o-vision on the internet, you won't know that until I show up, at 3 in the morning, tweeking, drunk as Cooter Brown, and pissed off because women have no idea what a great catch I am.
You demands are very strict. I'm following as best I can. I'm attaching some pics for you, and somewhat fearful of the reply.... HWP and normal, have played before - clean
Just wanted to say that I loved your Craigslist post, and I know exactly to which poster you are referring.
Yes, yes! That is my description to a T. You both sound so wonderful, I'm about to cream in my shorts. Please send me lots of naked pictures so I can post them on a paid web site or craigslist ads. Oh, considering her description, lets skip that one. Please send me your real e-mail address and cell phone number so I can put you on a scam list. I think you just won the Publisher's Clearing House Sweepstakes. You only need to send me $10,000 cash in small unmarked bills so I can process your application. I'm sure I can get that check for a million dollars to you next week. Did I say a million? I meant 10 million or 100 or what every, just send me the cash.
I am a single guy who is 43, loves couples, average looks, shaved head, 6ft tall, about 250 pounds and I think I'm fun to be around. Have a great day.
I read your post, I am not the Mexican you are looking for, but I know who you are talking about, he is not Mexican, he is from Honduras and he is very annoying and rude.